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Hundred Word Review – Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad March 31, 2009

Posted by Matthew in Review, Xbox 360.
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Fucking terrible. The worst game I’ve purchased this generation, and possibly ever. A simple hack-and-slash game where you play as a skimpy bikini-clad samurai woman, her little sister sporting a skimpy school uniform and some police woman with, you’ve guessed it, a skimpy costume. It’s pretty hard for a game containing zombies to be shit, Dead Rising somehow managed it (bleow!) and so does this. It’s a bloody shambles, zombies pose almost no threat at all and the only enemies that do – the bosses – are terrible. It also controls like absolute shit. It’s absolute shit. Buy it and hate it.

2/10

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1. Game Of The Year Awards 2009 « He Got Games - January 5, 2010

[…] Bikini Samurai Squad – I actually scored this one lower than Damnation, but the presence of zombies shunts it into the runner-up slot. Still shite, […]


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